My hand is sweaty. D:

First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1. April Puer
2. Edward Elric
3. Alphonse Elric
4. Graystripe
5. Roy Mustang
6. Train Heartnet
7. Brackenfur
8. Jean Havoc
9. Riza Hawkeye
10. Len Kagamine
11. Bart Simpson
12. TIGGER, FTW
(Screw the quiz, I wanna make a fanfiction with these guys.....)


Have you ever read a six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

Nyuu. D:

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
He's my smexy-ass kitty.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Poor Havoc. D: I don't think Tigger would do that, anyway......

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?
Yes, I'm pretty sure anyone can.....0.o Riza's epic. One of the few female characters I actually LIKE, let alone STAND. XD

Would Two and Six be a good couple?
That'd be sexy.
But no. I think Train would get on Ed's nerves, and visa versa

Five/Nine or Five/Ten.
Roy/Riza, yush. How did that even happen to work out?

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together?
Brackenfur's a cat, I don't think he'd comprehend what was going on between Ed and Tigger....once again, poor Havoc, Tigger's such a cheater. XD

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Al/Len? uhhhhhhh...I'm scared to.
Ima base it off of the Daughter of Evil, Servent of Evil, ect songs, kay?

Okay, Al is upset because Ed's been spending a lot of time with Winry and not him, so when Ed is talking to Roy in Central HQ, Al wanders around Central, spending Ed's money behind his back. In this one store he runs into Len, who is somehow alive (cuz didn't he die in place of Rin in song 'Servent of Evil'?) and is upset over the loss of his sister. (THEY ARE SIBLINGS, NOT MIRROR IMAGES, DAMMIT) The two become close friends and even after Al leaves to travel with Ed, they still send letters to each other and become closer and closer. Then Al stops sending letters and Len becomes upset, thinking that Al abandoned him. Then Al gets his body back and returns to Central to look for Len, eventually finding him and telling him that he really loves him. Len returns the feelings, and the two live happily ever after.

Wow. It's creepy, but I wanna write a fanfiction about that now...D:

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Noooo.....but I wish there was. April deserves someone after Kyo's torture, and Havoc deserves someone after Lust ruined everything for him. D:

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
uh....."Following the Storm". OMG AND IT'LL BE ABOUT TIGGER BEING A PIMP AND ALL HIS HOES (which are all...guys...wtf....)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
uh.......Graystripe walking by and April spazzing over him because he's from Warriors. XD

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
uh....idk....his mentor WAS Graystripe, after all....it's very possible. 0.o

Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?
I sure hope not, Al doesn't need that kind of pressure. D:

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sadly, no. D: Bart, you need more luff! I'll draw you!

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Uh, no. 0.o But the way things are going Narisse is going to write Ed/Roy very soon....D:

What might Ten (Jill) scream at a moment of great passion?
I....don't really know....let's ask Al! *shott'd*

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
hmmmmmmm.......something very...flirty? or since I love making things depressing, Thanks For the Memories by Fall Out Boy. XD

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
CAUTION: This story contains mindless stupidity and a cheating bouncing tiger. Read at your own risk.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
He wouldn't use one because Len's already hooked up with Al.
....
HE'D RAPE RIN INSTEAD. *shott'd*

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Uh...idk.....all I remember about it was that it was Ed/Roy and it was depressing. XD

What is Six's super-secret kink?
Sven's inventions. XD

Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Uhm......neither.....Bart's too young. D:

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
...........................
THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!!!
Unless Brackenfur butt-raped Al.....then it would be....Brackenfur....?

Fill in the numbers of this sentence with the names:
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3."

April and Riza are in a happy relationship until Riza suddenly runs off with Graystripe. April, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bart and a brief unhappy affair with Tigger, then follows the wise advice of Roy and finds true love with Al.

There are so many things wrong with this. Except the Al/April part. April would so do that. XD

What title would you give this fic?

"I'm Better Than Your Boyfriend", after that new DaveDays song. XD

Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Caitlin, Sarah, and Narisse, because they're just stupid enough to read it. XD I love you guys, though!

Name one person who should write it.
Rainy, LOLWUT

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd shoot Arakawa-senpai and Vicky for coming up with such a thing. HAVOC/APRIL && BRACKEN/SORREL FUREVAH!!!!!! *shott'd*



Well....that was fun.......
Don't ask me to make anything in here into a fanfiction...nyuu...it's too scary....XD